Oscars.

march 4th, 2014.

INT. ADELE + COLLEEN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
COLLEEN, ADELE, MARCEL, VLAD, ERICA, and RAOUL watch the Oscars.

MARCEL

What's with all these weird cuts?

ERICA

Yeah, they keep mentioning people in the audience then not showing them, or cutting to people checking their phones.

ADELE

They must be letting the intern do it.

ERICA

No, they had someone good, but she went into labor just before the show. And the intern was like, 'this is a man's job anyway!'

RAOUL

'It's a man's world.'

ADELE

And she's watching in the hospital right now with the baby like, 'NOoOooOOOOOO!!!'