Scene: Language.

february 26th, 2017

INT. BEDROOM - DAY
Sunday morning. VLAD and ERICA cuddle.

VLAD

How often does it happen that we know who invented a language? Like: who invented Latin?

ERICA

We know who invented calculus. Or do we? We know who invented Morse code.

VLAD

Probably.

ERICA

We know who invented Braille.

Getting goofy.

VLAD

Edward Braille.

ERICA

No, it's a French name.

(thick French accent)

'Braille.'

VLAD

Pierre Braille. I don't know anything about Braille except that you can use it to make funny pictures on Twitter.

ERICA

Who invented Twitter?

VLAD

Jack Twitter. You know his handle is @jack but did you know his last name is Twitter?

It's real goofy now.

ERICA

Did you know that MySpace was invented by Tom, and that it was originally called TommySpace?

VLAD

Who invented Facebook?

ERICA

Mark Facebook.

VLAD

No, Mark Thefacebook.

ERICA

No, Mark T. Hefacebook. Then he changed it later.