INT. TAXI - EVENING
VLAD and ERICA in the back riding home after a long day of travel. CAB DRIVER wearing an earpiece up front.
When I stayed with the vegan poets, they grilled these awesome marinated carrots as like a substitute for hot dogs. That might be great to have at our wedding.
I don't want to eat a grilled pickled carrot.
They were really good! Not for you, if you don't want. For all the veggies.
My problem is when a carrot pretends to be a hot dog. No.
Erica's improv training KICKS IN.
Too bad! Up until now I've pretended that you could opt out of the carrots. But you correctly surmised what I'd planned all along! Mandatory carrots!
I knew it!
Grilled pickles for everyone! No meats! No choice!