Scene: Marry a Carrot.

may 19th, 2015

INT. TAXI - EVENING
VLAD and ERICA in the back riding home after a long day of travel. CAB DRIVER wearing an earpiece up front.

ERICA

When I stayed with the vegan poets, they grilled these awesome marinated carrots as like a substitute for hot dogs. That might be great to have at our wedding.

VLAD

I don't want to eat a grilled pickled carrot.

ERICA

They were really good! Not for you, if you don't want. For all the veggies.

VLAD

My problem is when a carrot pretends to be a hot dog. No.

Erica's improv training KICKS IN.

ERICA

Too bad! Up until now I've pretended that you could opt out of the carrots. But you correctly surmised what I'd planned all along! Mandatory carrots!

VLAD

I knew it!

ERICA

Grilled pickles for everyone! No meats! No choice!