my sexual crush on Ann Coulter. april 19th, 2016
(happy) august 31st, 2014
- Vlad Talk: Mediterranean Food.
tells us how he really feels. august 30th, 2014
- Slam Poem: The Money.
Yuh. august 18th, 2014
- Draws: Guitars Playing Themselves.
Kismet. august 17th, 2014
- Draw: Tree Sit.
august 13th, 2014
- On Callow Youths Who Don't Need Feminism.
the angel on my shoulder whispering, don't engage, why would you engage, what good will come of, sigh. august 10th, 2014
- Video: VLEROPE 2014.
One heart one towel. august 9th, 2014
- Mame (firestarter).
The polyploids caught fire (caught fire, caught fire). august 8th, 2014
Step 1: shoes. Step 2: fast. march 27th, 2014
I have it. march 26th, 2014
- Scene: Light It Up.
That guy. march 24th, 2014
- Today It Got to Me.
Real. march 19th, 2014
- Night Lion: Pt. 8.
Zebra lion. march 16th, 2014
- Letter from Romania.
Tata Mihai! march 14th, 2014
- Assorted Nuts.
Enter the Dragon. march 13th, 2014
The most tremendous asshole I have ever seen, counting pictures on the Internet. march 11th, 2014
- Night Lion: Pt. 7.
Rawr. march 10th, 2014
- Fuck it, I'm moving.
Put it in the alley. march 9th, 2014
- Cellar's Mrkt.
Killin me. march 8th, 2014
Slap. march 6th, 2014
- Feece Your Far.
Alone in the dark. march 5th, 2014
Team effort. march 4th, 2014.
- New Strategy.
Let the wookiee win. march 3rd, 2014.
- More Bed Bugs (Morbid Bugs).
I hate this shit. march 2nd, 2014.
o that vlad. march 1st, 2014.
- Life in Bag Technology.
The new normal. february 25th, 2014.
- Faces, Circles.
The past didn't go anywhere (did it). february 24th, 2014.
- Photog: The Moat.
More illusions of control. february 23rd, 2014.
- Smug Seahorse; La Frustración.
My favorite thing that I have ever drawn in my whole life at least as of now at least today. february 21st, 2014.
- On Denial.
Bed bugs. february 20th, 2014.
- On Self-Denial.
Regular Hank Thoreau up in hee. february 11th, 2014.
- Night Lion: Pt. 6.
Doing some dots in there, this time. february 9th, 2014.
- Photo: Ballerina Tea.
Feminism. february 3rd, 2014.
- Poem: I Met a Reptile Man.
Refrain poem. january 27th, 2014.
- Draws: More Little Animals.
Cuties. january 26th, 2014.
- Midnight Bunny, Midnight Artists.
Wild(er)ness. january 25th, 2014.
- Draws: Dr. Sketchy's
NSFW. january 21st, 2014.
- Video: This Erican Life: Apartment Sauna
Pro-tips for winter. january 20th, 2014.
- More Winter.
Don't mispunderstand! january 18th, 2014.
- Marketing Pt 2.
O symbolic mystery! january 14th, 2014.
- Self and Selfy.
Scattershot thoughts. january 13th, 2014.
- Storm Cycle.
Prepare yourselves. january 5th, 2014.
- Cartoons: from the Plane.
Viva SkyMall! december 29th, 2013.
- In Honor of All the Snow in Chicago: a Bill Clinton Joke.
Long live the '90s! december 20th, 2013.
When your best is pit-iful. december 18th, 2013.
- Review: GE AM/FM Alarm Clock
Hello, old friend. december 17th, 2013.
- Photo: Happy Birthday, Vlad!
Twin primes. december 13th, 2013.
- Photoshop: Airport signage.
Fight the power. december 10th, 2013.
- Audio: I Don't Like Christmas.
ps ok i like a few things. december 9th, 2013.
- Scene: Five Unreasonable Things.
cf The Queen of Hearts december 6th, 2013.
- Review: HealthCare.Gov
Experience. december 5th, 2013.
- My Dark Secret.
Not very dark, not really a secret :) december 4th, 2013.
- Photos: Dad + Harrison Ford.
D'ya see it? december 2nd, 2013.
- Night Lion: Pt 4.
I'm not lyin'. october 23rd, 2013.
- Sam Sara.
Geeze. october 22nd, 2013.
- Draw: Vlad Working on the Car.
Geeze. october 21st, 2013.
- October Afternoon in Daley Plaza.
Gross. october 19th, 2013.
- Dangerous Spreadsheet Games.
For those curious about my finances. october 18th, 2013.
- Draw: Eyes.
Pretty pretty. october 17th, 2013.
- Scene: On Language, Pt 1.
Like native speaker. october 16th, 2013.
- Night Lion: Pt 3.
My new business cards arrived today. october 15th, 2013.
- Scene: Happy Punday.
Featuring Kyle. october 7th, 2013.
- Spiritual Boyfriends.
Yes. october 4th, 2013.
- Old Writing: How to Write a Passive Aggressive Note.
When life gives you a job writing for eHow, write them articles befitting eHow. october 2nd, 2013.
- Photo: Fionna Costume
Getting ready for Halloween. october 1st, 2013.
- Poem: This Is What We Talk about When We Talk about the Zombie Apocalypse.
Yes. september 30th, 2013.
- Night Lion: Pt 2.
More night (more lion). september 26th, 2013.
- Pee Yoga.
For those of you uncomfortable with my increasingly scatological humor, consider: I write for television. september 25th, 2013.
- Photo: Toilet Face
What it sounds like, but way better. september 24th, 2013.
- Draw: Night Lion
Goin' for a whole new style. september 20th, 2013.
- How Did Therapy Go Yesterday?
I'll tell you! september 19th, 2013.
- Audio: Things I Do Not Wanna Deal with Today.
Tryin something new. september 18th, 2013.
- Photos: Goons out there.
(they're everywhere). september 17th, 2013.
- Photos: Birthday 2013.
Thirty one (good one). september 16th, 2013.
- Mail: The Economist
A real letter. september 13th, 2013.
- Real Talk: Fake Nerd Girls
I am so sick of this shit you wouldn't even believe. september 11th, 2013.
- Scene: Pillow talk.
Text + subtext: alienation. september 10th, 2013.
- Photos: Cycle camping.
Adventures of the Wolfpack. september 9th, 2013.
- Unsolicited Advise.
(favourite advise). september 6th, 2013.
- Photoshop: Rough maids.
How my brain read it. september 5th, 2013.
- Review: Ten Sexy Ladies.
A gift to humanity from its author, Joshua Allen, the genius of Denver, Colorado, city of the Nightmare Airport Horsey. september 4th, 2013.
- Naming (Pt 1).
On Anderson Cooper and names, the power of. september 3rd, 2013.
- A miserable little pile of secrets.
On marketing, soap, and corporations. september 2nd, 2013.