Pretty Girls.

november 22nd, 2016

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
VLAD and MIKE sit in a glassed in conference room with laptops, engrossed in work talk. ERICA enters with a big ol grin.

ERICA

What are you guys talking about? Pretty girls?

MIKE

(laughing)

Is that what you think we talk about?

VLAD

Erica writes fan fiction about our office.

ERICA

The other day I asked Vlad, what did you have for lunch?

(as Vlad)

Chipotle

(as Erica)

Who did you have lunch with?

(as Vlad)

Mike

(as Erica)

What did you guys talk about, pretty girls?

(as goofy Vlad)

You know who I think is the prettiest? My wife!

Everyone LAUGHS.

ERICA

Like how there are male fantasies about what women are like.

MIKE

Right, like naked tickle fights.

ERICA

Exactly. So this is a female fantasy about what men are like.

VLAD

Naked tickle fights! No one told me about those!

ERICA

Well, they're not real. Except when they are.