Scene: Pizza Talk.

march 28th, 2015

note: I'm a bread lover avoiding bread products for a little while. In the scene below: one of us prefers marinara dipping sauce, the other prefers creamy garlic. See if you can guess “who's who”!

 —erica

INT. BEDROOM - AFTERNOON
Very lazy Sunday. Vlad and Erica in bed.

VLAD

I want to be bad and order a pizza.

ERICA

Ooh yah! Ok if I just eat the cheesy part and leave the bread?

VLAD

Yah, that's fine! I'll eat the bread with dipping sauce.

ERICA

Which kind? Creamy garlic? "The only kind worth getting"?

VLAD

I've heard that "some people" like marinara.

ERICA

What? Absurd!

VLAD

Right? The pizza is already bread with marinara dipping sauce.

ERICA

Ugh, those people must just like the taste of bread with tomato sauce. But then: why would they want more of something they like? Right? If you like something, why would you want more of it?

VLAD

I see where you're going with this, and I'm not having it.